MAZZEL – MAZZ RAJI #35 (KAIRYU, RAN, HAYATO) 2023.11.26

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Translation of MAZZEL RADIO STATION #35, November 26, 2023

Brief Summary
This episode is with Kairyu, Ran, and Tom (Hayato)! They talk about Disney / Pixar, how they celebrate Christmas, and answer a lot of listener questions this episode!

This episode included the following special segments:
- *new* Dance Quiz!: Do the MAZZEL members know their dance history?
- WAY OUT MAZE: Listeners share a problem they have for the MAZZEL members to provide a solution, or give advice. The members close each listener submission with a WAY OUT WORD!


Intro
🦄: Today’s MAZZEL RADIO STATION is with KAIRYU, RAN, and me, HAYATO (☕,🦅: Uh huh) but today’s MC will be me, 🦄!
🦅: Yeah!
☕: Will you be OK?
🦄: Please wait~
🦅: You’re very nasally…
☕: Like a reindeer!
🦄: A very nasally HAYATO today 💦

HAYATO STATION (?)
🦄: I really want to try MC-ing by myself
🦅: Take the lead please~ / ☕: Free talk free talk free talk
🦄: Nooo 😩
☕: Anything goes anything goes, what we doin’ today?
🦅: You have 2 guests today
🦄: 2 guests and a maknae
🦅: Onegaishimasu~ / ☕: Onegaishimasu~
☕: So, HAYATO STATION right?
🦄: HAYATO STATION!
☕: OK!
🦄: How are you guys recently?
🦅: Here it is! / ☕: For real?
☕: It hasn’t been that interesting 😂
☕: Do you want to start with common interests (kyoutsuuten)?
🦄: Fairy tale…? Fairy tale (kyoutsutebanashi)?
☕: No no, common interests [he spoke slower and enunciated 😂]
🦄: Common interests? I don’t think we have
☕: No? OK, then let’s move on? HAHAHA! 🤣
☕: Come on, between us there’s Pixar right?
🦄: Ahh~ / 🦅: That’s true!

PIXAR, Monsters, Inc. talk
☕: We can do a little talk about Pixar right?
🦅: I think so!
☕: Which one do you like? Out of Pixar? For me, I – oh wait it’s hard to know which one’s Pixar and which one isn’t.
🦄: Yeah, you don’t…
☕: It’s troublesome!
🦅: True true. But I’ve always liked Monsters Inc
☕: Yeah! / 🦄: It was!
☕: All MUZEs, do you like Monsters Inc?
🦅: Do you like?
🦄: They would like it~
☕: Pixar.. But you like Disney too!
🦄: I like Disney, but out of Disney and Pixar I like Monsters Inc and my favorite [out of Monsters Inc] is Monsters University
🦅: There it issss
☕: Mm? Did you always like it?
🦄: From Disney?
☕: No?
🦄: If it’s Pixar..
☕: Ohhh ok ok. This was 2 right? When they’re in college
🦄: It was the story before Monsters Inc
☕: When Mike Wazowski and James P. Sullivan were in college right
🦄: Why did you say their full names 🤣
🦅: You actually know a lot!
☕: You guys didn’t know their full names?
🦅: No 😂 I know about Mike Wazowski…
☕: Before Randall turned evil / 🦄: Before he turned evil~
🦅: Ah, OK~ I knew about that
☕: So you know Randall?
🦅: He can turn invisible can’t he?
☕, 🦄: Yeah yea yea.
☕: He wasn’t evil in the beginning.
🦅: And they go into the room.. Wait, I’m going to spoil it for people
☕: Shouldn’t matter~! It’s not a movie where you’d ruin the movie for someone if you spoil it
🦅: When Sully goes into the room, he brought something with him, didn’t he?…
☕: In [Monsters] University right?
🦄: He remembered something embarrassing and resented it..
☕: Then Randall came in, and that strongest circle… What’s their name?
🦄: What’s their name again~?
☕: Something like Lolonalowars [it’s Roar Omega Roar (RΩR)]
🦅: Lone Peace something like that?
☕: I think so. That university had a lot of circles [fraternities], they wanted to get into the most popular one!
🦅: Ohh, ok
☕: Sully and Mike. But Mike didn’t make the cut, so he joined the least popular group hoping to win against them [the strongest frat]
🦅: Ohhh, is that it?
☕: Yeah! It’s super interesting! / 🦄: Very interesting!

Toy Story talk
☕: I’ve always liked Toy Story
🦅: Yeah, you’ve said that / 🦄: You’re consistent with it!
🦅: Which one do you like by the way? It’s a series isn’t it?
☕: Toy Story 3 and there was a short TV series.. They were in this world with dinosaurs (🦅: Ehhh) That one was super duper interesting

[I think the one Kairyu is referring to is: Toy Story That Time Forgot]

☕: When we had fan signing events I always give this answer: [Toy Story] 3 and that short film. Super interesting! (🦄: 3 is funny!)
🦅: I should watch it! 3 is.. Was it the one where (🦄: The bear!) Lotso appears?
☕: Yeah! The hug bear, and loves to sneeze
🦅: You know your stuff!
☕: They’re in a kindergarten for 3
🦅: It’s OKKKKK! (☕: HAHAHAH!)
🦅: We should make an episode where you can go all out about it then
☕: I really want to! I will keep talking about it! Until I get a job with / related to Pixar!
🦅: Uh huh
☕: I really want a gig with Pixar. (🦄: Let’s do our best!) I’m gonna do my best!! 🔥
🦅: I will pray for you!
☕: Please make it happen!

[Dance Quiz Time!]
Q: What is the oldest form of dance?
1. Belly dance ( ☕: Belly dance?)
2. Limbo dance
3. Ballet

🦅: I know this one
☕: For real?
🦅: I’m pretty confident about this
☕: What is limbo dance, it’s referring to the stick right?
🦄: I think [the answer] it’s limbo dance
☕: That’s the very first [dance]? Isn’t it just a game? I really don’t know belly dance by the way

🦄: Ballet feels recent though
☕: Tu shoes?
🦅: Tutu shoes?
☕: So it’s limbo then?
🦄: I think it is
☕: Starting from a game? Some things kind of start like that right? Born from games you play every day to some form of entertainment
🦅, 🦄: Ohhh
☕: Was what I said cool?
🦄: Then [we’ll go with] limbo?

🦅: I think it’s the first one [belly dance]
☕: Wait, we need to agree on this. But, I really don’t know belly dance man! We’re on radio so you can’t show me, but can you show it to me
🦅: Mmm, let’s see. You use this part of your body…
☕: Ahhhh!
🦅: Yeah.
☕: So a little sexy
🦅: Yeah, and you wear clothes that clink and clang and move your hips and torso.
☕: Ohhh!! Then it does give off being the oldest
🦅: Mm, and that’s belly dance
☕: It’s from Africa? I don’t know but that’s the impression I have 😅
🦅: It’s from Egypt
☕: They wear golden accessories don’t they
🦄: Yeah
☕: Ohhh ok ok
🦄: Then shall we find out the answer? (☕: Then it might be belly!)
🦄: Correct answer is “Belly Dance”!
🦅: I think I learned about this before
☕: You learned this?
🦅: I got curious and it was one of the dances I came across..
🦄: [Ran] is right, it’s from Egypt

[HAYATO reading the script: This dance was formed prior to the printing press so the oldest records of this dance are from Egyptian murals.
☕: Hehhhhhh

[HAYATO: said to have come from a mural of two women belly dancing, the purpose of this dance still isn’t very clear. It is however, a dance from 8000 years ago (☕: 8000?! Wow!)]
☕: 8000 years ago.. That means Odin is the father?
🦅: hey hey hey!
🦄: He’s probably alive~?
🦅: Dogs?
☕: 8000 years ago? That’s insane. When did people start appearing?
🦄: It’s B.C.!
🦅: Could be 100 million years ago? Dogs..
☕: Is that right?
🦅: I feel like dinosaurs came before that
☕: So [dinosaurs] appeared 200 million years ago? No?
🦅: Not sure..
☕: Ah, 🦔! He knows about dinosaurs!
🦅 [to 🦔]: Do you know? Since they’re cool and stuff
☕: Dinosaurs 100 million years ago, then humans were definitely not there
🦄: Of course!
🦅: I dunno…
☕: How old is the Earth again?
🦅: I don’t know
☕: Isn’t it like 1 billion or something?
🦅: isn’t it more than that?
☕: More?!
🦄: I don’t think so..
☕: No?! They came 8000 years ago?!
🦅: I’m curious now, so can everyone leave a comment?
☕: Hashtag mazebeya, WAIT no no! 🤣😂
🦄: When did humans appear on Earth?
🦅: Eh, 40..
☕: 46 billion years ago!
🦄: 46~
☕: Heeehhhh
🦄: 8000 years is recent
☕: There may be a ten billion years or so nothing happened right
🦅: Maybe
☕: Wait, Earth may be pretty dramatic
🦅: Like Discovery Channel?
🦄: Just a planet~
🦅: Started from a fish

Q2: Which dance comes from Japan?
1. Boogie Woogie
2. Twist
3. Para Para

☕: I don’t know what any of these mean. Please show me again~
🦅: I know these again! 😄
☕: What’s “para para”?
[🦅 and 🦄 show him]

☕: And boogie woogie?
🦅: It’s kind of like ballroom dancing, a man and a woman and they.. What would you call it, shake? Shuffle? Matches with the music, disco dance
☕: And twist twist? I’ve heard of it before!
🦅: You use your foot, then [does the dance] twist
☕: Did we do something like that in CORAZON?
🦅: Oh we probably did!
☕: I can’t remember if we actually did it in CORAZON, but the House Dance lesson we had? For CORAZON…
🦅: Ahh, yeah yeah!
☕: Is it like that?
🦅: Mm, kind of like that!
🦄: [The question is asking] but came from Japan…
🦅: That’s a hint!
☕: I’m going to go with Boogie Woogie!

Kairyu starts talking about HAYASHI
☕: I have an episode [related to Boogie Woogie and Hayashi]. I’ve been friends with him for a long time so there’s a lot.
🦅: What is it what is it~
☕: In middle school when we’re cleaning, we would have a limited time, only-during-cleaning Boogie WoogieZ band 🤣
🦅: But you’re probably close [to the answer]. Boogie Woogie’s always been related to music…
☕: But para para also seems [like the answer]
🦄: Para Para does seem like it’s from Japan more (☕: Right?)
☕: Maybe it’s para para? (🦄: Maybe it’s para para~?)
🦅: I also think it’s para para
🦄: Let’s check the answer for #2!... It’s Para para! 👏👏👏

[HAYATO read script: Birthed in the mid-1980s, it was inspired by Eurobeats]
☕: Eurobeats!
🦅: Oh the music playing right now gives the image of THE para para
☕: Really?
[Then here Ran starts doing the dance]
☕: Oh so THAT move is para para?

🦅: Like see? “Do this dance~” [he’s singing the lyrics]
☕: Eh, I don’t know this, is it famous?
🦅: Very!
🦄: “Night of Fire”
☕: Really? “Night of Fire”?
[HAYATO also shows him]
☕: Ohhh, like that. I dunno much about dance you see. I wanna know more! 👀
🦅: I think if you like music it makes [learning about dance] more interesting
☕: It would of course! I do like watching dance, though I have no knowledge.
🦅: It’s true though, like the twist, it’s tied to the music. There’s music made for the twist
☕: Uweehhh? Just for the twist?
🦅: Yes, in the past, there’s “this dance is for this music” kind of thing… (☕: Heeehhh~) I read about that.
☕: I want to get better at dance! 🔥💪
🦄: I want to do para para dance~
☕: Sounds good, let’s do it! 🔥
🦄: We will?
☕: Let’s para para for the next single!
🦅: Ehhh? / 🦄: The next single is para para?
🦄: Very bold of you, but yeah let’s~
🦅: It would be interesting!

[Listener 1, MaiMai-san: Do MAZZEL members have any memories related to Christmas and Santa? would leave gifts for Santa to take as well]

☕: That’s cute! That means they give a present to Santa instead?
🦅: “We got something for you!”
☕: That’s cute!
🦄: You didn’t do that?
☕: What? No no!
🦄: They said if you left milk and cookies at the door, the next morning you wake up you’d see the cup (of milk) is empty and the plate (of cookies) is empty so you know Santa came
☕: Huueeeehhh?
🦅: So Santa-san actually had them! That’s good~
☕: So those are left for Santa-san
🦄: Then you go “Oh! Santa-san cammeee!” 🙌
☕: That’s cute!
🦅: What did you ask [Santa]?
☕: What I.. Oh, toys? Present?
🦅: Like what did you ask Santa for? I usually asked for games
☕: I didn’t play games~ It was really toys for me. I remember getting a light saber, it’s a weapon that appears in Star Wars. A sword that lights up. And I also got a radio-controlled helicopter!
🦅: I got a Kamen Rider belt! (☕, 🦄: Ah!) I asked for it! 😄
☕: It wasn’t during Christmas but I have one too! (🦄: I have one~)
🦅: I think I asked for it for Christmas too.
🦄: I asked for a Mickey [Mouse] roomba but got a Anpanman one instead
☕: You asked for a Mickey one?
🦅: Santa-san got it wrong~
🦄: Yeah, I was quite disappointed I got the Anpanman one~
☕: So you can ask for a roomba?
🦄: I did 😂
🦅: You really like cleaning!!

🦅: When it’s Christmas we usually have cake right, what cake do you usually get (and like)?
☕: I don’t like cake. I do like mont blanc.. But I don’t need the round things. [he means the tart here I think?]
🦄: You don’t like sweet things?
☕: No, it’s not I don’t like sweet things, I do like chocolate. It’s the… combination of dough and the cream.. So cake.. Crepe and… what else? Quite a lot.
🦅: Mm, sponge [cake]
☕: Donuts…
🦄: Donuts is a no?
🦅: What about marshmallow?
☕: I don’t like marshmallow
☕: I do like mont blanc though
🦄: You like mont blanc…
☕: I like chestnuts so…
🦅: Ah! I’ll give you my grandma’s chestnut dango then!
☕: Huh? What do you mean?
🦅: Hahaha!
☕: Your grandma makes them?
🦅: Yeah! My grandma’s chestnut dango is very good 😋
☕: I get it directly from the maker?
🦅: She makes them!
☕: Heeehhh! / 🦅: It’s good!

☕: I mentioned this at the Showcase, but I [will] spend Christmas with HAYASHI
🦅, 🦄: You’ve said this before~
☕: We’ve been around each other for way too long! Lots of memories, I can talk about!
🦄: That’s about it right, for Christmas episodes…
☕: I didn’t usually look forward to Christmas before. We give each other gifts and that’s about it.
🦅: I think one of these days we should… You usually see it in anime, a roasted turkey…
☕: I haven’t had those before!
🦅, 🦄: I wanna eat it~!
☕: Is it good?
🦅: Makes you curious right?
☕: Yes yes yes
🦅: Can I ask the staff-san for a Christmas Party…
☕: We can eat it on Mazebeya for a Christmas corner or something right?
🦄: I think we can?
☕: Look forward to it!
🦅: I’ll look forward to it!

WAY OUT MAZE

[Listener Lazer beam-san: I’m a 44 y.o. MUZE MEN. When I’m talking with a woman, they want to be heard as they talk about a lot of things. They ask me for advice and I’ll give it to them. They will tell me “Oh OK, thank you!” but when I ask them later they tell me they didn’t need that advice. How do I fix this!]

🦅: An actual problem
🦄: I like him already!
☕: An actual real problem!
🦅: 44 years old, he’s like twice our age
☕: Makes our lives seem super short! More like we want him to share with us!
🦅: How to help him?
☕: So is it like.. They want advice but he keeps talking..? It happens though… I do it too
🦅: Happens to me too.
🦅: And I try to be more aware of it
☕: Really? Then you’ll understand him better!
🦅: I think it’s important to learn to be a good listener. For example, you listen and to help the person elaborate or go into more detail you can try saying, “True true” or “Yeah, I get that” so they feel that you’re empathsizing with them. If you really feel like giving advice, then at the end you can gently say, “If it was me, I would ___”

☕: I think what’s hard is trying to adjust while you’re in the middle of the conversation (🦄: Me too~)
🦅: That’s true, that’s why you two should share your thoughts too
☕: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
🦅: You look very troubled!
☕: Because me too! I’m the type of guy who will talk / care for the people I care about, but I only say that to people I spend a lot of time with. I only talk to people who feel the same way about me.. It’s… I’m interested in people who are interested in me, and I’m not interested in people who aren’t interested in me.
🦅: True!
🦄: I think if people want to be heard, they feel the same way
☕: Oh, you can relate!
🦄: So… What should we do~?
☕: This is turning into a problem now!
🦄: It’s hard! / 🦅: Hard!
☕: He sent this to us as if we specialise in giving advice!

🦅: But I think… if they just wanting to be listened to then you can try and set up the conversation that way right. For example, while giving off the air that you’re listening and supportive, you can say, “I’m actually thinking…”. It’s a good idea to let them know what you’re thinking. It’s hard though!
☕: I’m sure they just want to complain, you know, as you listen to them. Like, I’m already listening to them, and I’ve got you don’t I? There’s so much to talk about that you just have to say it.
☕: There are probably a lot of people who just want to be listened to, and if you look at them real hard, they probably know they’re wrong.
☕: So.. I don’t really want to lie and say, “Oh I get it”
☕: Ossan MUZE has plenty of more life experiences so he probably can share those right? And wants to say something? Because for me, just going “True true” or “I get it” is difficult for me~
☕: This is hard! / 🦅: I see, it’s hard~

☕: What should we do?
🦄: How about reducing the amount of advice you give?
🦄: Constantly going, “mm” “mm” is probably tough so reducing some of that and sprinkling a bit of advice when you think it’s appropriate
🦅: Instead of giving all that advice, summarize it in your head and keep it short and sweet
☕: It’s also good if you don’t assume that his opinion is 100% correct
🦅: Mm, that’s important
☕: What are we doing here, giving 44 year old man advice lol 😂

WAY OUT WORD: Keep the advice short!

Ending
🦄: Today was a HAYATO MC episode, how was it~ 😂
☕: Nothing really stood out 🤣
🦅: I think some famous quotes were born today~
☕: All three of us ended up talking, there wasn’t really an “MC”
🦄: Noted! My nose is blocked so there were a lot of times when I mumbled my words…
☕: I think it’s all just connected together now ( 🦄: Heheuheeh 😂) You’re floaty
🦄: SORRY~!
☕: No no no no~ Get better soon
🦄: OK~

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